If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.
Posting for two reasons 1. ^^^
2. Martin freeman
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
sex without a condom feels better than sex with a condom but sex with a condom feels way better than delivering a baby