*drops food and says Ctrl+Z*
Today a boy actually told me that the fact that I date girls is a real turn-off for guys and that I will never find a boyfriend. He was being entirely serious and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed in someone’s face so hard.
if you are gonna refer to a trans person as “he-she” or “it”, don’t talk to me, don’t touch me, don’t come near me, don’t breathe the same air as me, don’t breathe at all, thanks
raccoon dad comes home and dumps trash on the table. raccoon kids are like “trash again??? youre the best dad ever” raccoon moms like “no trash until you finish ur trash”
inmate: what u in for
me: torrenting anime